i apologise to every puppy that i havent patted yet and i’ll be there soon pal
I heard this girl at school who was like 4’11 say “I need a man who’s at least 6 feet” I just turned around and stared at her for a long time.
Betch you’re hobbit sized.
how will they kiss
"What does the chef recommend?"
"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"
eat my ass
My mom said I had to eat my vegetables first
I respect that
I wonder if there’s any Flappy Bird fanfiction…
I think that’s enough adventure for today.